Monday, September 10, 2012

Funny Math Quotes :)




·         Mickey Mouse: "Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes."

·         Charles Darwin: "A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there."

·         Philippe Schnoebelen: "Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."

·         Paul Harvey: "If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will."

·         "Decimals have a point."

·         "Natural numbers are better for your health."

·         "To a mathematician, real life is a special case."

·         "This is a one line proof, if we start sufficiently far to the left."

·         "Mathematics is like love, a simple idea, but it can get complicated."

·         "I heard that parallel lines actually do meet, but they are very discrete."

·         "A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact."

·         "These days, even the most pure and abstract mathematics is in danger to be applied."

·         "The highest moments in the life of a mathematician are the first few moments after one has proved the result, but before one finds the mistake."

·         If you liked those then check out some of Albert Einstein's math quotes as well as famous math quotes from other mathematicians and philosophers.
·         If humor is more your thing then we've got some math jokes for kids and funny math riddles too.

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